cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt

Cake is just gay bread

cake is just gay bread by Sickomonster November 7, 2025

Put the bread in the cupboard

(Idiom) Take the simple solution to a problem instead of over-complicating it.

Origin:
The phrase comes from an anecdote about a dog that kept stealing bread left on the kitchen counter. The owner tried punishing the dog, which worked if they were home, but the problem continued whenever the dog was unsupervised. When they asked for advice, someone simply said, “Can you put the bread in the cupboard?” Sometimes the easiest fix is the most effective one.

Usage:
If a simple action will prevent an unnecessary problem, and doesn’t inconvenience you, then just “put the bread in the cupboard.”

Completely unrelated to "put the fries in the bag."

"I was totally overthinking which flavor of coffee creamer to buy. All I needed to do was put the bread in the cupboard and get both. I had a buy-one-get-one coupon, anyway."

"Your roommate situation does sound annoying, but sometimes you just have to put the bread in the cupboard. Have you tried carrying your toiletries to and from the bathroom instead of leaving them in the shower? Maybe then they'll stop using your shampoo."

Put the bread in the cupboard by crumbsalad November 19, 2025

Put the bread in the cupboard

(Idiom) Take the simple solution to a problem instead of over-complicating it.

Origin:
The phrase comes from an anecdote about a dog that kept stealing bread left on the kitchen counter. The owner tried punishing the dog, which worked if they were home, but the problem continued whenever the dog was unsupervised. When they asked for advice, someone simply said, “Can you put the bread in the cupboard?” Sometimes the easiest fix is the most effective one.

Usage:
If a simple action will prevent an unnecessary problem, and doesn’t inconvenience you, then just “put the bread in the cupboard.”

Completely unrelated to "put the fries in the bag."

"I was totally overthinking which flavor of coffee creamer to buy. All I needed to do was put the bread in the cupboard and get both. I had a buy-one-get-one coupon, anyway."

"Your roommate situation does sound annoying, but sometimes you just have to put the bread in the cupboard. Have you tried carrying your toiletries to and from the bathroom instead of leaving them in the shower? Maybe then they'll stop using your shampoo."

Put the bread in the cupboard by crumbsalad November 20, 2025

Nighttime Garlic Bread

"Nighttime Garlic Bread" is a sexual kink in which two or more people cosplay as vampires, each eats an entire clove of garlic and then proceed to aggressively make out.

"Aw man, you and Josh smell like you've been eating some nighttime garlic bread"

"Just watched a guy dressed like dracula ask to be let into my neighbors home, I guess I should prepare to hear nighttime garlic bread all night..."

Nighttime Garlic Bread by shallowgrows November 27, 2025

Sheep's Horn Bread

Another name for a croissant, referring to its curved shape that resembles a sheep’s horn.

This café has the best Sheep's Horn Bread in the city.

Sheep's Horn Bread by MegaPiggy March 11, 2026

Egg on bread

You say this when someone makes you feel stupid or purposely trying to embarrass you

Person A: Remember that time you fell over infront of your crush?

Person B: Ok why you making me feel like egg on bread for

Egg on bread by Fuckbonnie May 23, 2026

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

most exciting thing since sliced bread by sealion3 December 26, 2012