It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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When your buddy throws something at you (typically a ball of some sort) so hard it forms a bruise.
Often used as a threat
Verb
A beam
When your buddy throws something at you (typically a ball of some sort) so hard it forms a bruise.
Often used as a threat
Verb
A beam
Friend: hey I guess what I did last night? Your mom!
You: I’ll beam this ball at you if you don’t shut the hell up.
You: I’ll beam this ball at you if you don’t shut the hell up.
by Savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. May 30, 2023
Get the Beam mug.When you feed your girl exlax and cream corn then have her squat on top of a coffee table while laying underneath and watch it all flow out
by Finger dog June 2, 2023
Get the Beamer mug.The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 7, 2023
Get the beard pull mug.A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet
B: A reverse blumpkin
B: A reverse blumpkin
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023
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