Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.

Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton

by Frederthan March 27, 2024

alabama jigger wiggle

Making a tire swing out of a human body. A reference to hanging and racism against African Americans in Alabama.

I wish someone would make me do the Alabama Jigger Wiggle.

by darkerdandark March 23, 2023

Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.

Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

by Truck fucker April 15, 2020

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister

me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister

by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021

alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.

Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024