1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
by Steve 12345678 August 12, 2008
The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.
Michael is bad.
by Yuvsss October 28, 2019
Person A: How is Michael and Dominic today?
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
Person B: Michael is cool but expecting the red water soon. Dom's cool, last night's curry left a burning ring of fire, but he's cool now.
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool August 31, 2008
by Dan G June 18, 2006
The nastiest fro boy you will ever meet.
Beware: random things fall out and may hit you, this could be dangerous.
Beware: random things fall out and may hit you, this could be dangerous.
D00d, did you see that fro?
Oh it was just Michael Usenick!
I think Oasama Bin Ladan might be hiding in there!
Oh it was just Michael Usenick!
I think Oasama Bin Ladan might be hiding in there!
by Nicole and Casie November 05, 2008
Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 August 25, 2008