Christmas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"

by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010

The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.

"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!

by yayayammmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm March 28, 2009

cake eater

someone who is not of italian descent.

That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?

We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.

by itsmeb!tches February 20, 2011

Cup Cake

When a mans testicles are smashed during a sport, while wearing a crappy quality athletic cup.

"Whats the problem doc?"

"Well son, it seems you've gotten a cup cake."

by J4yR4d April 26, 2010

cool cake

Something that is so cool, it can only be compared to with the sweetest thing in the world, cake.

"Man, that car is so cool cake!"

by SpyD3R July 6, 2006

Duffin Cake

When an attempt at making cupcakes takes an unexpected turn for the worst. Usual symptoms are cupcakes that taste like muffins, doughnuts, or pancakes.

Parks - "Holy crap, these cupcakes tastes like muffins." Ashley - "Oh no we made duffin cakes"
Alexa - "bahahahahahahaha"

by JP_D3KL3 February 24, 2011

bitch-cake

verb.
Chase Smith (thats it just Chase)

"Dude you are such an inbred balding donkey rapeing bitch-cake!"

by Pvt. Donut January 24, 2004