turkey fingers

a clumsy person

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma June 15, 2014

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025

turkey run

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

turkey noise

The sound of a blowjob or oral sex like the sound of a turkey “gobble-gobble”

P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”

by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024

Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.

by FoodFairy June 10, 2020