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dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank
ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank
by thepisswankman January 27, 2024
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wee b4 wank

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."
by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023
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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Wank Breathing

Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.

This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.
“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”
by w0n_t0n June 2, 2021
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Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017
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Domi-Wank

A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.

The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.

Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
"Sorry I missed my exams, I had a furious Domi-Wank."
by Domi-Knows September 6, 2009
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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
by KingArther November 21, 2017
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