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vagina sprinkles

by akapretty7 May 6, 2020
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Vagina fever

1. When you shove foreign objects up your vagina at the grocery store. Said items cause the vagina to overheat, crush shit and make cookies.
2.When a infected vagina is so warm it can bake cookies.

3.Vagina fever- when a vagina reaches hot temperatures. May be caused by exploding cans, having a tampon in for a long period of time, being overly horny, etc
1. Famished after contracting vagina fever following a rigorous sex act, I stuck cookie dough in my vagina to bake a quick snack.
2.After visiting the store, she mysteriously collapsed. Assuming it was vagina fever, paramedics examined her and removed 15 pieces of make-up from her vaginal and anal cavities.
3.I was at the grocery store and was horny as fuck so I shoved a cookie dough can up my Pussy not knowing I had vagina fever so it baked the cookies
by GGGu March 28, 2016
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vagina tap

Furiously tapping the vagina until your girlfriend feels bad for you and gives you sex.
Berry tried to vagina tap me so hard last night. I gave in after five minutes.
by King Kylie cakes March 27, 2015
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Vagina ass

When ones ass begins to sag and takes on the appearance of a vagina
Or

When a person has tendencies beyond being an asshole
"My husbands ass started sagging and he now has a vagina ass"

"That dude acted like such a vagina ass"
by Hells angel bites June 14, 2016
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vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.
by Antivan June 5, 2011
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elastic vagina

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!
by Homie D. Clown March 2, 2014
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Vagina wielder

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021
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