Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

Wood-block

The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.

She placed the wood-block between his legs and proceeded her action.

by İDoWBBOTBack January 5, 2019

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Isabelle Wood

A stunning and pretty girl normally seen around her two best friends and has a boyfriend named Jhodi a perfect couple hates jacks and dans wish they weren't here used to be with Ashley's but that dream ended

Wow look that that Isabelle wood she's so cute

Irk but she's mine!

by Lee Mulley June 26, 2016

lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend

Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful

by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018