Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

roasted cracker

Black on white sex

That cracker and that nigger were fucken roasted crackers

by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Cracker lover

A black man willing to turn his back on the black race in order to push ahead the white agenda.

Reggie has always been a cracker lover he told his boss his coworker was taking long lunch breaks and leaving early

by Charlie Books November 2, 2022

Cracker Butter

Snot, especially really thick nasty stuff when your sick. Sometimes this also applies to 'loogies' or 'hockers'.

Oh boy, look at all that cracker butter after I blew my nose.

by BIG DA February 20, 2011

Crackers

oom, it's cracker, a cracker with a flavour, you eat it with your hands into your God damn mouth.

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."

by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.

"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.

by Omi777 May 8, 2024