Bills

(V) To shit one's pants at the least opportune moment - similar to Scott Norwood's "Wide Right" in SuperBowl XXV, Leodis McKelvins' Monday Night Football fumble in Foxborough, the collective loss to Tommy Maddox and the Pittsburgh B-Team in week 17 of 2004, FRANK FUCKING WYCHECK, and the 2020 Post-Season Implosion featuring Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins.

1. I was at the funeral home, giving my condolences, when I Bills'd my pants, and had to leave.

2. Everything was clicking with Melania last night, until I Bills'd in my shorts.

3. I nailed the interview, and was on my way to being the youngest partner in firm history ... right up until I Bills'd in the senior VP's blouse.

by Rogers Pancreas October 19, 2020

had bills to pay

performed well, as if they needed to get paid for it

When Margot Robbie showed up in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and punished Leo by telling him "she was so sick and tired of wearing panties"... Girl had bills to PAY!

by Swag *OFFICIAL* October 29, 2023

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.

"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."

by Angry Larry March 12, 2023

Bill Tsoukalas

Handsome, outgoing, mind-spoken, funny, optimistic, joking, and amazing person. People by the name Bill Tsoukalas often fall in love with women named Vanessa or Vivian! They love to joke around, be funny, and make someone's day!

Bill Tsoukalas is a funny dude!

by Torres Flores March 8, 2017