Twat

The past tense of 'tweet'.

The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.

The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.

The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.

"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".

by ClickyKnees February 22, 2019

Twat

Someone who exposes your crush in front of them and says they didn’t do it.

Idiot: “hey so you said you liked (name)?”
Y/n: “You stupid twat, they’re right behind us you uncultured seagull!”

by Kageyama is bae June 9, 2021

Titty twat

A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.

It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.

by VETthoughts February 16, 2021

Rich twat

This is when a man or woman has so much money that it loses its value and they have no need for it. They also choose to flex upon all their company but they are usually very kind to the people around them and will ordinarily be charitable with their money.

Bill: hey you how Theo is such a rich twat.
Alex: yeah but he is very nice with it

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX December 4, 2019

twat

someone that gets called a twat is a twat

person 1:” wow he’s such a twat
person 2:”yes”

by gae batch June 7, 2021

Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy

I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle

by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018

Cumbum Ginger Twat

A UK TikTok LIVE star named Luke Bennett who gets absolutely clowned on by everybody. He sits on the shitter waiting for people to donate gifts in the chat, and when they donate enough gifts he'll get someone from the chat to join the live. This person will proceed to ask him to act something out, usually along the lines of, "What would you do if you found famous footballer doing action in your room of the house?" Luke will mention how the question is a bit strange but he'll act it out anyway. When he gets up to do his performance, the guest on the live will scream the word "CUMBUM!" at him, and he will say "Right we will get you straight off you strange guy" and kick them off.

Person 1: "Some bloke got his arse out on Luke Bennett's live"
Person 2: "I bet the Cumbum Ginger Twat enjoyed that"

by hyehyehyahyahya November 15, 2023