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Tristen

A guy that is supper nice and kind. But a little over conditioned. I would not keep him for good livestock. But breeding yes. He is also the definition of swamps ass and also has not see his duck in 6 years. He also is very clumsy and gets food all over him and does not get anything dry cleaned
Tristen smells.
by Jdjkmiller April 21, 2023
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Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.
Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!
by NickyDegarmoe April 26, 2023
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treston

cool , smart , and funny
what is up treston
by Kason Stone May 3, 2023
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Tristan

Tristan: I LOVE ELMO RAAH! SEASME STREET RAAH! SUSSY BALLS RAH!
by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023
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Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH
Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.
"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"
by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023
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Tristan

"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
by cums1u7 June 5, 2023
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