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beat you special

to beat someone to the point of retardation, causing them to be "special needs"
Bitch, if you don't give me my money I'm fittina beat yo ass special,(beat you special)
beat you special by Eric Blackman November 19, 2007

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

.38 Special 

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.
"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"
.38 Special by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

cosa speciale 

the weekly gathering of good friends usually on a monday night
this cosa speciale tonight was very good until next monday
cosa speciale by paolo cornetto March 18, 2011

special? As in an educated sort of way? 

When someone brags about being special,you reply back: Special, as in an educated sort of way? This means they are retarded.
Tammy said she got a raise at work because she was special. I replied back,Special? as in an educated sort of way?

Special-K Challenge 

n. Special-K Challenge
The Special-K Challenge consists of masterbating for an month straight(30-days). Masterbating in the denomination of the day at hand(i.e, once=day-1, twice=day-2,..etc..).

Fap on soldier!
The Special-K Challenge took a toll on young billy, for he came down with the case of the blanks by day 2.