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Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex
Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"

Surfing the Snake 

When a man masturbates with his own feet
After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
Surfing the Snake by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Bait Ass Snake Ass 

Used together, calling something or someone "Bait Ass Snake Ass" means that you will definitely be caught by someone in authority or something is about to go very wrong.
"Tony your eyes are so red were gonna get busted, f*cking bait ass snake ass"
Bait Ass Snake Ass by Kontrol October 26, 2014

Jake Jake The Pancake Snake

Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
God I hate that Jake Jake The Pancake Snake Guy.

The Dirty Snake 

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.
"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

Talladega Drain Snake 

Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.
Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night