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False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
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land shark

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.
"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"
by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020
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shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.
by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020
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Gay shanks

When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks
“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks
by Gay shanks October 24, 2020
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Tiger Shark

it looks like a tiger, which makes it cool. it also will eat anything from tires to entire knight suits. they can get up to 20 to 25 feet long. when they get older their stripes disappear. these guys are some of the most aggressive sharks around. be careful around them as they can be found in shallow waters
"Yo the Tiger Shark is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but have you heard of a Great White?"
by gamermoment1 October 4, 2020
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Tallulah shark

An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark
“Tallulah Shark is truly the greatest thing that has happened to Twitter” - Mariah Carey
by Tallulah Shark October 20, 2020
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