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High School

A building that the government requires by law people between the ages of 14 and 18 to be in all day long. Inside of this building, you will find:

Hot (Fall/Spring/Summer) Cold (Fall/Winter) rooms overcrowded with teenagers. In these rooms, the teenagers will sit at desks and listen to a teacher lecture for 90min (Block schedule) 40-60min (Regular schedules) some use block, some use regular These teachers will shove all kinds of textbooks and worksheets in your face and expect you to get it all done in a short period of time. If you don't finish it in class (They give you no time) you are expected to do it on your own time at home. This is known as "Homework"

The teenagers in these buildings are all labeled by: prep, nerd, goth, punk, cool, etc.
(Preps) are people who usually have a lot of cash and are total "Do gooders" They get all their work well, usually in honors classes and very active in stuff like student government and sports. Female preps go out with the "Jocks" (Jocks) are dudes who play on the sports teams and are preps.

(Nerds) are dudes and girls who often wear glasses, neat clothes. Do good in class, etc.

(Goths) are dudes and girls who wear lots of outragious black clothing and listen to active rock artists like Marilyn Manson and Cradle Of Filth.

(Punks) are dudes who listen to a lot of alternative music, have piercings and do a lot of skateboarding.

(Cools) are people who hang out with everyone.

Lunchtime at High School is usually a time to socialize and eat nasty overpriced and crappy quality food.

(Administration) usually the cocky assholes known as the principals, deans, and security guards. They are total dicks and look down on everyone except for the preps, etc.

(Bookbags) heavy bags full of heavy textbooks that all people that go to HS must lug on their backs.

(Bus) either schoolbus or citybus, it all stinks.

(Bathrooms) the bathrooms at highschool lack any sanitation or privacy. You will often find sheisse rubbed on the walls along with grafiti.
Don't go to high school, go to jail according to Wisconsin law.
by Jeremy A November 12, 2004
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Middle School

A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.
Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
by MSkid March 27, 2010
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Middle school

FUCKING HELL

in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Ex:

1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?

Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!

2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!

3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)

you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
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the regis school

a school where the male teachers use more make up then the female ones, and the teachers care more about what you wear than personal safety.
We work at the regis school, Lets stare at the pupils feet as they walk in and say it's because we are checking uniform, when secretly we have all have feet fetish's.
by TehRegisScool April 18, 2014
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gastonday school

School known for it snitches and mama boy pussys
Finally get to get out of the hell hole that is gastonday school.
by Luz gg November 2, 2018
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Norwood school

the norwood school is alright people can take the piss at times and my year group is so fake it’s unreal but depending on how u act it might be ok for u although there are some hoes but let’s not bait them out
Norwood school might be ok for u depending on how u act
by Bob the blick kid January 9, 2019
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online school

A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.
"Online school is slowly making me believe in Thanos."
by floryus October 14, 2020
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