Retard amanDa

A girl 15 - 17 that sometimes has tiny boobies, and is in remedial classes. She lied on the retard test to get easier classes. She doesn’t like bbc, and only likes white pp.
big foot - “amanda look at this boy”
Retard amanDa - “oh! is he white??”

big foot - “no? stupid retard
Retard amanDa - “oh then i don’t want to see him hehe” *talks to malnourished white man with mommy issues*
by yugen🔪 November 21, 2019
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retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet
'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?
by streetmayonnaise May 01, 2020
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retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
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Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024
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retarded butthole

a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.
Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night

Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole
by bigmo October 20, 2017
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Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends
Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”
by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021
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Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 06, 2022
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