Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.

I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.

by Darrin Mccarty February 22, 2024

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Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

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Put the P in me

Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by

Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me

by Darrin Mccarty February 27, 2024

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put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024

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put bta

put bta means your about to put belt to that ass meaning your about to beat somebody's ass.

ouuuu jaz about to put bta on lyrik

by mwah_noman March 16, 2024

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Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip

1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.

by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024

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