Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

Fancy Pants Adventure

Fancy Pants Adventure (or FPA) is a series of platform flash games. The protagonist is a stickman named Fancy Pants. They were made by Brad Borne and published by the popular site Armor Games. There is currently a sequel already out, and a third one in production is expected to be released in 2010.

Gamer 1: Dude! I just won all the trophies in Fancy Pants Adventure World 2!
Gamer 2: You suck. I beat that like a week ago.

Gamer 1: In World 3 there's gonna be sword fighting!
Gamer 2: Dude! That's awesome!

by i_am_markers May 22, 2010

shit my pants

a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"

Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.

by Cracka ho November 9, 2006

planet fitness pants

planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels

damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.

by mister snugglefcuk August 20, 2011

Mick Jagger Pants

Tights pants.

"Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!"

by Mick Jagger pants wearer. September 26, 2009