Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

marky poo

a really hot man

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"

by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022

Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

poo garbage

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

Poo Thang

The thing you heard incorrectly in that one tik tok sound.

"She my little poo thang."
"Nigga what?"

by Sharkfowl November 29, 2021

Brownie Poo

(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.

Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...

by bla.. August 7, 2010

Poo nugget

A dirty brown pound coin. a poo nugget

I got a poo nugget in my change after shopping

by Superbubble July 2, 2018