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Jack Searle

A complete and utter legend. There is no other, and will never be another, like Jack Searle.
Person 1: Damn, bro, that guy is so cool! He is beginning to approach Jack Searle territory!

Person 2: I wouldn't go that far, man.
by jezzington42069 January 29, 2022
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Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
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Jack Dawson

The Hottest Guy ever! He's sweet, kind, hot, sexy and Leonardo DiCaprio! What's not to love???
Girl #1: My boyfriend's a jerk
Girl #2: Too bad he's not Jack Dawson
Girl #1: I wish! He's everything you want in a guy!
by Iloveleonardo89s March 19, 2021
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Straddle jack

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
by Ilovevds May 27, 2021
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Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet
dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!
by ChickPro21 December 10, 2022
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Jack Moreau

A person who has good leadership skills. Someone who doesn’t hide his emotions and tries to make other people feel good about themselves. His main goal is to make others not have doubt in themselves. Jack (a male name) is typically admirable, and very gracious.
who's your lawyer? Jack Moreau he is the greatest don't mess with him.
by Griffin. Stewart February 20, 2022
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shark jacking

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
by MonCor August 28, 2006
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