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Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
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Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.
by SmellyBear November 30, 2016
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Dutch

A male who sleeps around a lot.
That guy Marcus is a dutch, his kill count is crazy.
by rickyxchase March 1, 2023
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
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Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”
by JWG419 April 4, 2024
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Dutch refund

A deep snog immediately after a blowjob has been given
She was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth. Then she gave me the ol' dutch refund
by Owen Pidcock March 27, 2024
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Dutch Strudel

The act of eating a Toaster Strudel over a persons back while receiving oral sex.
I met a fatty last night and made her give me a Dutch Strudel. I crumbed her hard.
by Crumbed December 23, 2023
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