Noah Hammond

Traveller who frequently trespasses across people's borders but it's ok bcos he's irish

There is a Noah Hammond over there!!!!!

by blazematttttttttt June 14, 2023

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Noah

Nice but mostly annoying ass dude that everyone likes for some reason, nobody admits to his assholeness.

Guy one: Yoo Noah's so cool bro!
Guy two : Yeah!
Guy three: Wtf is wrong with you guys? The guy's horrible!

by your__pseudonym__ June 15, 2023

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A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.

by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023

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