I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.
by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022
a British anonymous mixed genre (metal based) band with a lead singer named Vessel and 3 other band members (ii,iii,iv are there names)
by sleeptokenfan November 13, 2023
after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 19, 2025
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021