Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

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Master E

Not to be confused with "Master Electronics" or "e-master", Master E is indeed a person and demands respect.
Master E gets straight to the point and though he has a strong connection to tomatoes, he never reveals it when talking about official business. Master E is a firm believer in giving up on ones dreams, and instead running pump and dump scams off of TikTok.
He is always watching.

"Silent students sitting sheepishly, suppressed sensations, stillness satisfying" -Master E

by Questioningman November 22, 2021

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Master Bruce

Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.

Kid 1: wow that kids sad but has very inspiring actions
Kid 2: oh it’s prolly master bruce

by Obi-wan is life October 29, 2019

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coochie master swigty swag

ya main g , a real one, typically non-binary

eyyyyy look at them, that my coochie master swigty swag mann. i love them so much bruh

by sangwoosashymassivehorsecock December 8, 2020

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Bamboozle Master

1. To deceive by underhanded methods or to confuse, frustrate, or throw off thoroughly or completely

2. Have the initials MSW

Mark loves to be the Bamboozle Master when talking to DeAnna and Tim by saying things that are untrue or mildly false
"Why does this say 'poing' when it should say 'point'"
"I'm not sure what you're talking about, it has said 'point' this whole time"
'HA I MSW, AM THE BAMBOOZLE MASTER!!!"
-facepalm-

by thedyingwalrus December 17, 2020

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