30-50 year old moms, usually living in the suburbs. They usually have about 2-3 kids, and drive them around everywhere in large ass
gas guzzling SUVs with bumper stickers saying "My little fuck of a
child is an honor roll student at ____ Middle School". Apparently it's impossible to fit two fucking kids in anything less than a
car that seats seven.
They stay at home most of the time, working around the house, hauling their kids everywhere to anything like soccer to fucking astronaut school. Oh, and about their kids: The children of soccer moms are their fucking pride and joy, their "angels". They must have the best grades, be the most popular, be the best at soccer, you name it. The kids must be shielded from anything bad, like the occasional "hell" from that sitcom you watch to sex ed at school. They lack freedom of expression as the moms must not let them be able to do anything exciting in life, because apparently going on the
internet turns them in to bad
people. Which is
funny, because half the time they grow up to be lonely shitholes that
die from binge drinking or ODing on
drugs. So they are not allowed to watch any TV shows rated over TV-G, can only go on the
internet for 30 minutes each week with super parental controls turned on, and cannot play any video games over the rating E, even as teenagers.
Religion: The soccer mom is a hard core christian, and anything that is not 100% christian in any way is considered satanic, like TV shows, and ESPECIALLY music. Yep, they'
re only allowed to listen to boring country christian music shit.
Soccer moms don't do shit besides destroy the environment, take up space, and raise children totally wrong. Their husbands on the other hand, make $80K a year with some job he's always at, most likely fucking his
hot co-worker the whole time.
Fuck soccer moms, they are the scum of this
Earth and are a disgrace to the name of freedom and expression.
