Matthew

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”
by mic.writes March 21, 2019
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matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex
person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021
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A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Matthews are great for Zara's
He is funny Matthew
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He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.
by The innocenter one April 27, 2024
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This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
That guy looks like a poes, oh he must be a Matthew.
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
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Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.
That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.
by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018
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A bi polar kid who’s sexist who also try’s hard :)
Matthew is a lunatic
by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020
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