Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 3, 2019

Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)

You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan

by Mint Milano March 19, 2019

kevin moran

A lad who likes dad jokes and is extremely white. Good taste in music and a bad taste in women. An endangered species usually located in the back allies of primary schools.

A man named Kevin Moran has been sent to jail for life after murdering a young family in Dublin

by The boogie man December 20, 2018

kevin hopkins

the way to describe a retarded fucking koon

man that guy is such a kevin hopkins

by blaccboy December 29, 2018

Kevin

A little cute pigeon named by One Direction's Louis Tomlinson, wich Liam Payne hates af

normal person: that bloody pigeon has eaten my lunch
directioner: omg keep calm it's just Kevin *crying in a cool way*

by cuteflower July 9, 2018

Kevin Cronads

Sodomizer of individuals who pose any level of threat

Remember that time DM fired? Boy was he given the Kevin Cronads...

by Mufgeefugger1 September 7, 2018