January 26

National bully layan day

"It's january 26"
"ok and?"
"national bully layan day, loser"

by Layan_kh January 26, 2022

January 26

National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.

Hey blondie its january 26

by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022

5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 05, 2022

Moist January

Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.

While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.

by Lake House Terms January 09, 2023

January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person

P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!

by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 05, 2019

January 11th 2008

People who have this birthdate are gay. Any year before or after that are considered straight, except for this one

"Hey he's born on the 11th of January back in 2008!"
"January 11th 2008? Oh yeah, he's definitely gay"

by TheBabyTheBabyTheBabyLetsgo November 23, 2021