japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Chinese Fire Alarm

When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.

Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic

by shmaters gee April 13, 2009

sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 14, 2009

Fire mage

1.) One who is extreamly atractive and Intelilgent.
2.) One who invoke's the sexual atraction of the oppisite sex.

GirlA: damn, that guy is HOT!!!
GirlB: yeah, he is such a fire mage!

by Fire_mage March 2, 2004

Human Fire Hydrant

When a high waisted midget wears red pants and has a big butt.

I saw so many human fire hydrants at that club.

by BillHader April 30, 2010

accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

rolling dumpster fire

A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.

"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."

by Snap Captor December 3, 2009