pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016

weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017

Weed

Smoking · Informal
noun
1.
a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants.

2. In Scottish slang weed is another word for “sweets” or “candy”

“I really want some weed from the weed shop” said Jimmy so sally

by Sunflower__sun January 11, 2021

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Head Weed Soup

Bong water

Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!

by Pooper Grouper January 26, 2022

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010