Holy Shut is the after effects of intercourse with your ex girlfriend. This includes you penis being limp and irritated for at least two hours.
by Nothing is real115 October 14, 2018

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians
by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021

by patrey142 March 22, 2019

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!
by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

Dominicanusu Commit Cide For Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
Dominicanusu Commit Cide For Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*
by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW August 12, 2025
