holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

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Holy Challenge

When you ejaculate in your girlfriend's anal, vagina, and mouth at the same moment and ask her to hold it all in.

I finished in all of her holes! OMG the holy CHALLENGE.

by Smileychika January 16, 2019

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Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018

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Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.

"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.

by Tonecapone October 10, 2023

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