fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.

As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.

by chahuggy October 26, 2014

Satsuma fart

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018

Imposter Fart

An imposter fart is basically a shart. But more sus

"Dude why were you gone for so long"
"I took an imposter fart"

by RaidoSus January 19, 2021

Game Fart

Having a momentary lapse of game; hitting on a girl and saying the wrong thing for a moment. Forgetting the right thing to say.

After saying all the right things to a girl and you are about to close the deal; you say you're an ass man when she has no ass. "I was talking to this girl last night and I had a total game fart."

by HATCH 86' October 12, 2011