A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.
A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.
Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."
Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"
Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"
Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"
by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013
Get the Facebook Patriotmug. It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Datingmug. The act of using someone else's logged on facebook to create a status saying "hacked." Sometimes accompanied by the name of the "hacker" and/or a smiley face.
by chiefCITIZENcane June 19, 2011
Get the facebook hackingmug. Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.
Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.
Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010
by macrodot February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook lemmingmug. by Jawbonz February 19, 2010
Get the Butt Facebookingmug. The Facebook Effect is to know instant in-depth social information about a person. The personal information that can be disclosed includes birthday, hometown, relationship status, siblings, mutual and all other friends, favorite music, movies, and books, home and cell phone numbers, past schools and job places, along with photos and videos.
Would it affect your interest in perusing a person based on if they had a facebook or not?
Is the "Facebook Effect" hindering or improving our chances with a more suitable mate?
Is the "Facebook Effect" hindering or improving our chances with a more suitable mate?
by Sugarnuts3000 November 18, 2009
Get the Facebook effectmug. Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.
by chenzillah December 4, 2009
Get the facebook pointsmug.