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Hammer Dicks

1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.

2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.

2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!

3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020
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Dick UpsideDowner

Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."
by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021
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Loose Dick

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.
After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

Or

Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .
by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021
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Dick Mabbutt

The funniest name to give a train. Also called "GB Railfreight" Ngl.
Hey its GB Railfreight! Big brain time. Wait it's Dick Mabbutt?

- SOme guy over there 2022
by The D*** God March 28, 2022
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Vanilla Dick

A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.

*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!
by lilT&Marhoe February 24, 2022
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dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing
Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.
by RHeinz March 7, 2022
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Pyjama Dick

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.
1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.
by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021
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