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classy ass ratchet bitch

a ratchet female but you won’t know she’s ratchet until you hang out and party with her other than that she keeps it classy with her long ass ghetto weaves, long ratchet ass nails, and keep a glock 26 in her purse. she is classified as a “loyal wifey type” most definitely a rider that’s what makes her a classy ass ratchet bitch
damn he’s married to a classy ass ratchet bitch. i want one! i know she a rider she’s very classy in public but i know she will get ratchet and buss a nigga in his ass about her man. now that’s a real rider!
by liltrapphouse September 28, 2019
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Crass

Crass 1. Noun- The area between a mans ass crack and their nutsack.

Crass 2. Verb- maybe not nutsack asscrack so ur like sucking on part ass part crack so its all wrinkly.
Pronounced (kur-asseuh)
"Last night, I ate big Darryl's Crass"

"In examination of a body, the area between the crack, and the nutsack is known as the crass"
by Barks In Russian. October 6, 2020
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Classy

a word often used to describe high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant ladies
Brittany and Jill are very classy.
by therightdefinition12 November 9, 2012
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calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.
"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"
by french chocolate. August 1, 2009
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Santa Claus

original name: Zänte Klas
pronounced: (tsain teh klahz)

A German Nazi doctor who dealt in psychological experimentations with the Jewish prisoners by leaving symbolic items in odd places; such as a ragdoll nailed to a wall. He also loved to play jokes on his fellow officers. In one account, Klas was locked out of a building for being a nuisance and ended up climbing on the roof and sliding down the chimney in order to get inside where he proceeded to eat all of the food and drink the last of their milk stock.

Feared by many for his extreme madness, yet unliked in high command for his lack of success, he was reassigned to an expiditionary team bound for the northern pole. Due to bad weather, the team was left stranded without resupply for weeks in which all died but one. The lone survivor's recount was a terrible one, describing how Herr Zänte Klas killed and ate the team, being the big man he was. When asked how he escaped, the survivor said Klas had been watching him closely, and told him he was a good boy and wouldn't be harmed.

All the men who were killed had, on the night before, hung up their big wool socks to dry and woke to find coal had been placed in them. Another one of Klas's symbolic jokes, they thought. Too late did they realize the truth.
So be a good boy because "Santa Claus" watches closely and rewards those who are good. But be a bad boy, and you'll find more than coal in the morning...
by Winter Wonder January 27, 2009
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Yenta Claus

Origin in Jewish folklore, is a female Yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. A term for a feminine secular Jewish Santa Claus-like character used to introduce humor and as an attempt to include all children in seasonal festivities. An American Jewish magical gift giving character. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture.
"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol, Author unknown
by ToyTimeJoy September 16, 2008
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Crass

a slang word for weed originating from the central coast of California, specifically San Luis Obispo.
Crass Crass pass me the crass.

Yo dude this crass is so fire I am so stoned.
by Crassman January 7, 2022
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