cap

I've got a conundrum here. Cap=lie so I'm looking for the opposite. If false is cap, what's true?

yo that’s cap i didn’t fuck the dog

yo that’s _____ i *DID* fuck the dog 🐕

by I'm a real person, I swear June 21, 2022

Cap

Ronan Marley is the living proof of a cap when he frauds

Ronan stop capping young buhl

by Todd Gurley January 10, 2019

CAPS

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

ISMOKECAPS: HEY YOU STILL UP FOR FRIDAY
ITYPEINCAPS: LOL STOP TYPING IN CAPS
ISMOKECAPS: NO U

by Andriko March 24, 2011

Cap

Above lying, a lifestyle to many people that pretend to be something they aren’t.

They be cappin’ on Instagram, on god!

Lot of you mfs!

by DaRealestMf November 23, 2021

i smell cap

this is definitely one for Your definition will be reviewed soon.

i smell cap, yes i do

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024