Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
Hi chrille / Christian
by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
Get the Christianmug. The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Christian: hi Estrella I would drag my balls on shards of glass, burn myself, torture myself, break every single bone in my body just to get a single whiff of your dirtiest farts. 😍
by SkeleDoomed November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever
thats if you get hooked on one song
thats if you get hooked on one song
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Christianmug. This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
Get the Christian Saccomug. by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
Get the Christian Lightsmug. 