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He's such a baker.....
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Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
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Banked

A well-executed joke that involves someone else; a joke at the expense of others
Friend 1: "Bro, do you even know how to drive?"
Friend 2: "Do you even know how to shut up?"
Friend 3: "You totally banked that"
by GMMinotaur April 9, 2024
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Baker's Dozen

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12
that feeling when Baker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's DozenBaker's Dozen
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024
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Baker Mayfield

When someone is the best (actually the best in the whole world) at something they do
Ian: LeBron is so good at basketball
Ian 2: Yeah he is the Baker Mayfield of the NBA
by Sigmasigmaboy December 12, 2024
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banger

popularized by idontgetbuckets and knickstapevisuals on basketball instagram in 2018-19, this is used when a video made is truly of excellent quality and deserves praise
wow, that new idgb video was a banger. good shit dude
by lemickey December 31, 2024
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bangeralls

A pair of Liberty brand overalls received as a gift after having sex with the gifter. The recipient must then post a picture of themselves in the overalls to their social media to join the club.
It’s official, Riley gave her a pair of bangeralls too!
by DuckmanClub January 18, 2026
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