The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"
The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.
by pitdroidtech April 14, 2016
"Stop air drumming in public! It's embarrassing!"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"
"I can't help it, I have C.A.D.S. (Compulsive Air Drumming Syndrome)"
by modernadventurer January 29, 2015
A new program, AKA the acronym SMART, brought to you by Guantanamo Rick, Florida’s deranged sadist Governor, which is singlehandedly responsible for kidnapping asylum seekers and shipping them by air to big cities across the U.S. to make what he believes is a valid political point.
The Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport “program” was concocted by Tricky Rick to both punish those browner skinned folks who are seeking safety as well as to allow him to sleep like a baby, knowing he has done his duty as an elitist jerk.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2023
air: first item in item asylum's admin menu for giving items
damage: 25
cooldown: 1 sec.
name: air
tooltip: it's literally air
poison: none
headshot damage: can not headshot
crit damage: can't crit
special/secret abilities: none
damage: 25
cooldown: 1 sec.
name: air
tooltip: it's literally air
poison: none
headshot damage: can not headshot
crit damage: can't crit
special/secret abilities: none
how to use air (from item asylum)
1: respawn and get lucky
2: have air
3: you can attack people dealing 25 damage to them/second (if you hit them)
4: if you die, repeat lol
1: respawn and get lucky
2: have air
3: you can attack people dealing 25 damage to them/second (if you hit them)
4: if you die, repeat lol
by talkplaymore May 06, 2023
Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.
by KevinTheB November 07, 2007
by ChaoticallyJo March 05, 2009