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nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks
So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??
by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019
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Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"
by golden corrral February 10, 2019
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Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.
I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”
by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019
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Cadbury Nut

The act of ejaculating inside a person's ass.
Met this sheila that let me bust a cadbury nut.
by angelofdev February 17, 2019
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Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
by Aiden Pascavis September 23, 2018
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Nut Pact

A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.
Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!

Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!
by roelandt September 26, 2018
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dez nuts

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.
by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018
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