crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.

whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?

by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009

cracker knock

Basically white people knocking on your door and running away

John did a cracker knock on Mr. May's house

by Cat 🐱🐱🐈 December 14, 2017

Cracker

A demeaning, insulting term used towards white people.

"Dude, white people are way too sensitive."
"No, they are not!"
"Okay, you cracker."

by Professional Linguistic December 21, 2023

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016

Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis

My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis

by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013