Girl Candy

A general term for medication/ drugs. Tylenol? Thats girl candy. Black tar heroin? That’s girl candy.
Girl: my head hurts, I need some girl candy
Guy: what
Girl: it means I need to take something for my head
by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 26, 2024
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Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
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teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 02, 2024
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star candy

star candy, also known as konpeito, is a japanese hard candy that is essentially sugar with slight flavoring to it.
the star bits in mario galaxy were based off of star candy.

the candies those soot sprites get in spirited away is star candy.

don't eat too much star candy or you'll crack one of your teeth. ik this from experience.
by froompy November 14, 2021
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john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
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Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
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Derp Candy

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot
by Derp Candy March 11, 2021
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