Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.
I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.
by Scouterkid783 January 26, 2019
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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 09, 2024
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turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina
I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.
by Mr.hangdown September 01, 2017
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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 02, 2009
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Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX
“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”
by bigtruz March 05, 2018
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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 09, 2023
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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