spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold



1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
by Woods Parker July 11, 2008
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Coke and wood

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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.
by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023
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He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 08, 2023
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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof September 18, 2015
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Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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