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ASS

something that is completely trash
-Bro did you see Cameroon's match?
-HAHA I did! Brazil is so ass.
by TPC4L December 2, 2022
mugGet the ASSmug.

Ass Scalp

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.
Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011
mugGet the Ass Scalpmug.

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing
by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018
mugGet the ass hatmug.

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
mugGet the bitch ass duckmug.

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
mugGet the if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDSmug.

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
mugGet the ass-hisstancemug.

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