A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
Get the Landen’s dick sizemug. by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
Get the dick nozzlemug. A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.
Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .
by klaxxo September 9, 2024
Get the Dobby Dickmug. by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022
Get the Baby Carrot Dickmug. another word for cucumber
by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021
Get the dreams dickmug. A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
Get the Urban Dick-tionermug.