Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

GanBJrast⤵️ass

Bending over ass banging backwards. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created ganbjrast⤵️ass. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 9, 2023

Ass don’t tell

When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…

Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!

Well, you know ass don’t tell.

by INCYCShow March 24, 2022

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Ass Roulette

When a hooker is put in the middle of a group of lads whilst they hold each other by the feet, the hooker is then spun around with her knees on a cloth and the ass she lands on, she then has to eat it.

The boys whilst in Thailand got a Thai Woman to play ass roulette with both of them in one of the massage parlours at 3am in the morning

by seanmacca94 July 25, 2019

Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.

Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.

by <Secret> June 10, 2018